Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Life of Perry: Weed or Bust

Life of Perry

Parents: We're moving to Weed!
Perry: um...Where's that?
Mom: Come on Perry, could you be a little more enthusiastic?
Perry: (sarcastic) Whoopee!
Mom: (oblivious) That's my girl.
Mom: I got the snacks!
Dad: I go the Moving Truck!
Perry: I got th--Where's my cat?
Dad: Sold her. We needed the extra cash.
Perry: (cries) But--

Note: Perry Newell is a girl. Just thought I'd let you know. And she's from LA (though at 5 feet with tan skin and black waist length hair, she doesn't exactly fit in).